Stable Life Aficionado Prints

'You know I have a race tomorrow.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'That's right, Mr. Thomas, a bowl of cherries, we don't do nudes.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'I love you Jeff, but you have two chromosomes less than me and I guess I can't handle that'

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

Horse Muzzles

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."

Furies 2.0

"I'm less judgmental now that I've failed at everything in life."

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

'Do you think your owner will get that you're not in the mood to leave the field today?'

"Say, I like this show."

Ponies for Sale

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

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