Modern Life Aficionado Prints

Instead of an olive branch, the dove brings a delivery pizza back to Noah's Ark.

Furies 2.0

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"Say, I like this show."

"Can I call you back? I'm having sex."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

The News in Capsule Form.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'You can't tell me what to do! You're not my 'ruler'! Heck, you're not even my real dad!'

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

New York Man

"This is your breakfast nook and over there next to the refrigerator is your breakfast cranny."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Baby in carrier is watching TV on dad's back.

Statue Selfie

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

"Good news - they named the cockroach as the official city insect."