Modern Life Admirer Prints

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Daily Routine

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Early Man Late Man

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Virginia Woolf

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

The News in Capsule Form.

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

A beach has meters.

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Medical Bracelet