Modern Life Admirer Pillows

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"No, I don't have to sneeze - I'm making a phone call."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

Daily Routine

Early Man Late Man

"I've got something in what used to be a decrepit, run-down, unfashionable area."

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"Our Trash Dash order is on its way."

Garden of Earthly Delights

'Look, dear. Our printer's first words.'

Virginia Woolf

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

The News in Capsule Form.

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

"I medicate first and ask questions later."

"Let's make this our last celebrity cruise."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring