Modernist Admirer Pillows

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Virginia Woolf

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

That shows business confidence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Man showing in the rain.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Feel better, dear?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

Thermidor Dali

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

James Joyce.

Artists Cats

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'I like the frame.'

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

"I call it Distressed Feline."

Modern Portrait Gallery