Modern Life Lover Pillows

Will Selfie

"The only time I feel a true sense of peace is when I post all this on social media."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

7 More Dwarfs

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.