Modern Lifestyle Lover Pillows

'Wow, dude. You're really old school!'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'I remember when 'dining alone' meant you were the only one at the table.'

Party guests are all on their phones.

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'Laugh out loud, best friends forever, be right back, in my experience, never again volunteer yourself...'

"...And do you, Jim, also promise to keep all your devices charged, upgraded and secure?"

Recharging...

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

The Modern Novel.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Astronaut Selfie.