Modern Lifestyle Enthusiasts Pillows

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

i-teddy

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

Astronaut Selfie.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"