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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

The Modern Novel.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

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"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Astronaut Selfie.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"