Modern Lifestyle Pillows

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'I don't shake hands anymore. Would you please just scan my QR code?'

'Do you think technology is making us dumb?'

'Mom, at what age do you lose it and start posting photos of your meals on social media?'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

The Eternal Question

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

'Mom, why would I need a husband? Nowadays, everybody works with subcontractors!'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'I don't exercise religiously.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

The Conversation Cafe

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

Modern Chivalry

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

Share if you're sick of people asking you to share things.

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Drive thru high school.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

"Mom, when you were pregnant with me, did I have a tracking number so you could check on my delivery status?"

"Will you be dining with others tonight, or just the company of your smartphone?"

Wi-Fi

Junk food...

"The Rutherford's aren't joining us this winter. They're staying home and blowing their minds on medical marijuana."

'Let's face it - home shopping catalogues are marketed at old people...' - '...but with a bit of lateral thinking they could easily target busy young professionals.' - 'These 'bathing wipes', for example, mean I can now wash my lower half on the way to wo