Modern Lifestyles Pillows

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

i-teddy

'Some people couldn't make it today, but they've sent a few tweets...'

'We met on Speed Date and broke off on Twitter.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Crap from the future.

Cat in a flap

Snoopy with Laptop

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Did you get my tweet?"