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#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

'If they install word recognition software in my texting program, I wouldn't have to know how to spell or read. Ain't technology great?'

'If you want to know how my day went, dad, you'll have to log onto my Facebook page. It's updated daily.'

Yesterday's and Today's World...

'Do you think technology is making us dumb?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'

'I don't shake hands anymore. Would you please just scan my QR code?'

The Eternal Question

'Mom, at what age do you lose it and start posting photos of your meals on social media?'

'Mom, why would I need a husband? Nowadays, everybody works with subcontractors!'

"Will you be dining with others tonight, or just the company of your smartphone?"

"Excuse me, which do you think is better—this yoga studio, the one next door, the one upstairs, the one across the street, the one on the corner, or the one of the other corner?"

"Mom, when you were pregnant with me, did I have a tracking number so you could check on my delivery status?"

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

The Modern Novel.

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Drive thru high school.

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

'Speak louder. I can't hear you.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

Share if you're sick of people asking you to share things.

Modern Chivalry

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'I don't exercise religiously.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

The Conversation Cafe