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'Trick-or-upgrade.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

The Modern Novel.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Fur Baby

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"You are still here."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

Goodnight Social Media.

The Eternal Question

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."