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"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

Phone buff.

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Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"You are still here."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Fur Baby

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

The Eternal Question

Goodnight Social Media.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"He's feeling neglected. Should we text him?"

Drones deliver gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'