Modern Lifestyle Fan Mugs

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

Phone buff.

Landmark selfie

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

The Modern Novel.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Fur Baby

"You are still here."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'

'I've been watching TV all my life. I was born cable ready.'

The Eternal Question

Goodnight Social Media.

"As soon as I reconfigure the router, I'll reset my WIFI connection, download and unzip my files, and then I can start the presentation on how to simplify your life!"

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"