Modern Living Lover Pillows

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Hurray for indoor plumbing!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

7 More Dwarfs

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Do you Margaret take Charles to be your etc, etc, etc...just hit the 'I agree' button.'

"I'm basically happy but I'd like a most cost-effective personality."

A mom watches as her children get into a large SUV using a staircase.

"By the time we can marry in all fifty states, we'll probably be divorced."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Modern Charm

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"The building is fully renovated with VR in every unit...let's put these on to view the kitchen."

'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."