Lavish Living Lover Pillows

'I don't care what you think your ancestry is, the chair is too opulent for the TV room.'

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

New Shoes.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Mr Metrosexual.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Pearly King and Queen

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'