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'I don't care what you think your ancestry is, the chair is too opulent for the TV room.'

Sloaney Pony.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

New Shoes.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Mr Metrosexual.

Pearly King and Queen

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'