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Prisoners being allowed luxury and comfort as a way to increase prison discipline

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Glyndebourne

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

"Who says the recovery has been uneven? All my funds are up!"

'New money or old money?'

'You're talking three million, ballpark

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'I'm just not feeling sufficiently incentivised today.'

'I do like the moat.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

Elephant Upgrade

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

De Luxe Model - Cupholders.

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'