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'He lived in the South of France - - so he may not be going to a better place.'

Sloaney Pony.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

New Shoes.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Kensington Fluffies

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

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