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'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Lady of the bath...

Archimedes statue with a lever

Here be dragons.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Myths and legends...

"I miss the Augean stables."

Pearly King and Queen

Mr Metrosexual.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."