Levity Lover Gifts

'There are limits to this seriousness, sir!'

"I was let go."

Sloaney Pony.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I miss the Augean stables."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Myths and legends...

Pearly King and Queen

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Mr Metrosexual.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'