Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.
Levitation Lover Gifts
Looking for unique ways to celebrate a levitation lover? Our collection features playful and intriguing items that capture the wonder of floating and defying gravity. These gifts are ideal for those fascinated by illusions, magic, or the science of levitation, turning their interest into fun, decorative keepsakes or wearable statements. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, each piece is designed to spark curiosity and admiration for the seemingly impossible.
Guru.
'I took the hammock down a week ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him.'
Guru levitates while wife vacuums.
Keep off the grass...
'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'
Turn, turn and turn.
"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
My God, I need to fart.
"You're hogging the covers again!"
"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."
A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.
"We're here to experience pleasure."
Guru.
Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.
She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.
We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.
Improve your leaping ability or your money back.
'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'
'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'
Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'
The Critic...
10 Hug and Sway to Music.
"Avoid sitting."
"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"
Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'
'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'
Crumbs of Comfort
"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."
"I can't wait to put them on."
Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.
'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'
The Best of Times/The Worst of Times
'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'
Levitation Lover Gifts Collection
Levitation Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of levitation lover mugs and bring a magical sense of floating to your morning routine.
Levitation Lover Pillows
Check out our levitation-themed pillows to add a whimsical, gravity-defying touch to your living space.
Levitation Lover Prints
Browse our collection of levitation prints and inspire wonder with surreal, floating illusions in your home or office.
Levitation Lover T-Shirts
Discover our levitation lover t-shirts for a stylish nod to the art of defying gravity and floating illusions.