Levitation Lover Pillows

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

Guru.

'I took the hammock down a week ago, but I don't have the heart to tell him.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Keep off the grass...

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Turn, turn and turn.

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

My God, I need to fart.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Guru.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

The Critic...

"Avoid sitting."

10 Hug and Sway to Music.

"This room is always bathed in the most beautiful sunlight. Except at night of course."

Crumbs of Comfort

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

The Best of Times/The Worst of Times

'Well my lightest ever was 7lbs 4oz. . .'

The White Whale Mounted On The Wall

Holiday,

Tax haven.