Levitation Humor Lover Pillows

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

My God, I need to fart.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Guru.

Keep Fit.

A cock up of builders

IT security.

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Avoid sitting."

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Failure is not an option (it comes bundled with the software)"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

Family living in an allevator

What really killed the dinsaurs.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Your eyelids are growing heavy … No, wait … Better yet, your lips are growing heavy … !!!

Guru.

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

That's as far as the Sunfish got.

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.

Elevator button for bar & grill.