Levitation Humor Lover Gifts

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

My God, I need to fart.

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Guru.

Keep Fit.

A cock up of builders

IT security.

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"Avoid sitting."

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Guru.

Family living in an allevator

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Magnifying glass on Oculist's sign.

"Failure is not an option (it comes bundled with the software)"

What really killed the dinsaurs.

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

Todd realises his ability to levitate tea bag string will never translate into hard cash.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Man uses his eye-doctor's chart for a word-search.

"...He turned, farted and then was gone."

Broadband developments