Levitation Enthusiast Gifts

"Avoid sitting."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Guru.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The Fast Lane.

My God, I need to fart.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Going Down?

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Elevator charge $1.00.

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Newton's vacation

The One That Newton Missed

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

SOE (South Of Earth)