Levitation Learner Gifts

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'I did it all from memory.'

Guru.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

University of Hard Knocks

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"Avoid sitting."

Moral Values for Dummies

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Guru.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

"Of course I still do stupid stuff. But now much slower and with far less frequency and zeal."

Starting School

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'

Medical School - 'I'd like to welcome you all to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. Harold T. Johnson.'