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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Guru.

'I did it all from memory.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

University of Hard Knocks

"Avoid sitting."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Moral Values for Dummies

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'So, just how long were you at the School of Hard Knocks?'

Has A Hole In It Venn Diagram

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

Guru.

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Investment bible...I'll wait for the video.

"Of course I still do stupid stuff. But now much slower and with far less frequency and zeal."

Starting School

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

'Poor George-He can't get use to those contact lenses.'