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"Avoid sitting."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Guru.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The Fast Lane.

My God, I need to fart.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Elevator charge $1.00.

Newton's vacation

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

The One That Newton Missed

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Santa Elevator

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

SOE (South Of Earth)

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."