Levitation Dreamer T-Shirts

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Pipe Dream.

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Swinging on a star.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Head over Hooves

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"I just wish the Earth was as beautiful to live on as it is to look at... It's right behind me, isn't it?"

Shoot For The Moon

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Moon: Made in China

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Rocket.

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"It could never work between us."

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

Pole Star

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Astronaut love

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"I always thought love made the world go round."

Moon

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

UFO Shelter