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'With all these arms and legs, I should be able to do something better with my life.'

Shepherd and eurydice

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Bookworm Sleepover

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Bubbly

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Don Quixote

Schrodinger's Black Box

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."