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'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Guru.

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A complimentary biscuit

"Wow, these are good!"

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Avoid sitting."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'The price or the biscuits?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'