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"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Well, that's what happens when you never seal the Tupperware lid properly and the biscuits go stale.

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

A dog biscuit

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Cookie Thief

Cookie Surveillance

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fido and Fifi

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Doggy Bites

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"Wow, these are good!"

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"Michael, I think I found your bubble gum."

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Thin enough?'