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"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

His Her Cakes

Gooseberry Fool...

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

Cake Friday!

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Chocolate Shop

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Deliboys

Sweet surprise.

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Let's skip to dessert

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Somewhere in France

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Cookie Surveillance

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

'Therapy?'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'