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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ginger Breadman

Bad Carbs

Conquering Baked Alaska

Doris turns to crime

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Cupcakes!

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Summer Berries

Save the Cacti.

"I'd like seconds!"