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"Not guilty, Your Honor, the menu clearly says 'Death by Chocolate'."

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ginger Breadman

Bad Carbs

Conquering Baked Alaska

Doris turns to crime

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

"Er, um, no thanks. We're both lactose intolerant."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Cupcakes!

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"It's a generally positive report with a few disturbing elements...much like the tapioca pudding in the cafeteria."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"Meals on Wheels"

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."