Dessert Conqueror T-Shirts

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Our visit to the flan factory.

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Cake Friday!

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Chocolate Shop