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'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Diner.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Today's special... donuts.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Banana Split Personality

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"