Diet Delighters T-Shirts

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'What's the 'catch of the day'?'

'It's just as I suspected, you've been eating too much junk food,'

Gone out.Your custard pie's in the oven.

'Today's special is baseball stew, why here it comes now!'

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'Is it organic?'

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

Diet.

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

Jogging incentives.

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Chef says you can lick out the bowl.'

'So, I'm deluded am I? You're just jealous because that, hot young waitress keeps coming on to me.'