Diet Delighters T-Shirts

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Meditation is too hard. How do you keep one thought in your mind for this long?"

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

'What I like about these diet pills is that they're chocolate covered.'

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

'What's the 'catch of the day'?'

'It's just as I suspected, you've been eating too much junk food,'

'I'm starting my exercise program slowly...I'm pulling on the refrigerator door 30 times a day now.'

'Today's special is baseball stew, why here it comes now!'

Gone out.Your custard pie's in the oven.

'Is it organic?'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

"Now ladies, I hope none of you have been cheating."

"Would you say the tuna salad kicks ass?"

Diet.

Jogging incentives.

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

Frank and Ernie's Seafood Grotto. I'll have the "seafood platter". Certainly, sir -- small, medium, or barge?

'I don't want you to give up eating entirely -- just the food part.'

'Chef says you can lick out the bowl.'

M.D. If you really want to lose weight, you should switch back to the hook.