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Thanksgiving.

"If the cops stop us, we're going to look pretty silly carrying a giant cannoli around the city this time of night."

'Can you take that down to Jenkins? I've already got a lot on my plate.'

Phil does like to cover himself in glory. Knickerbocker Glory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Banana Split...

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Gooseberry Fool...

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'