Doughnut Devourer T-Shirts

Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'

Robert's cannabis doughnuts were a best seller!

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"You complete me."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Doughnut Criminals

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

The book that will not be denied!

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.