Doughnut Devourer Gifts

Women in doughnut shop - 'Get down! It's someone from our exercise fitness class!'

Robert's cannabis doughnuts were a best seller!

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dog Day Afternoon

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"You complete me."

Doughnut Criminals

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

The book that will not be denied!