Doughnut Dreamer Gifts

"Doctor, there is a correlation between violence and the low-fat diet. Right now, I'd kill for a doughnut!"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Counting ribs

Today's special... donuts.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Cheese

Doughboy Dad

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Chocs away.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Creator's Block

Breakfast surreal.

World of Cow.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

Dogs and Cake

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Yoghurt man

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Dang.'

LOVENUTS: When asked her opinion on the subject, Didi simply gives a rueful smile.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Baking

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Moon Cheese