Donut Dreamers Gifts

Fat Kid.

Counting ribs

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Doughboy Dad

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Bear at a vending machine

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

Try Our New Slam Dunk Coffee and Donut Special.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Breakfast surreal.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"You complete me."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."