Donut Diehard Gifts

'Put down your guns or the donut get its!'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Baking

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Bear at a vending machine

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Doughnut Criminals