Donut Diehard Gifts

'Put down your guns or the donut get its!'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Baking

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Dog Day Afternoon

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Bear at a vending machine

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Doughnut Criminals

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."