Donut Duel Enthusiasts Gifts

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Skate or die."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

Bear at a vending machine

Duel in a wheelchair.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"You complete me."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sawrd Fighting

"I can see right through him!"

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Pistols at dawn?"