Donut Duel Enthusiasts Pillows

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Today's special... donuts.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Skate or die."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Bear at a vending machine

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

"You complete me."

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

'I'd like to attract them with dynamic preaching, but I'm not above luring them with sugar.'

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sawrd Fighting

Wild Bears Roam Population Centers In Search Of Food.

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Sometimes I like to dunk mine in a nice hot cup of coffee.'

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Pistols at dawn?"

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'