Donut Devotees Pillows

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Randy;s Man-Lesson: "What you don't know, can't hurt you!"

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

Bear at a vending machine

'I believe all the donuts are fulled with custard. Are there any other questions?'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Baking

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Dog Day Afternoon

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"You complete me."

Repletion.