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Fat Kid.

Counting ribs

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Picking pastries.

Today's special... donuts.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Doughboy Dad

Doughnut Making

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"For God's sake, just split the last donut!"

Bear at a vending machine

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Breakfast surreal.

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"You complete me."

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Tell the staff that I wanted to increase their salary, but that box of donuts I purchased for the break room hurt us financially."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"If you're really worried about your weight, hu don't you eat a donut hole instead of a donut whole?"

"They're gaining on us - start throwing the doughnuts."