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'Dang.'

Home Sweet Home

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Doughboy Dad

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Cheese

Baking

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

World of Cow.

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"FREEDOM!!!"

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Yoghurt man

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Pizzeria - 'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

Baker

"It turns out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Christmas Cow.

What if he could be 'churned' to the dark side?

I bake my own bread